Ain’t got a care in world,
but got plenty of beer.
Ain’t got no money in my pocket,
Ｂ Ｕ Ｔ Ｉ ’ Ｍ Ａ Ｌ Ｒ Ｅ Ａ Ｄ Ｙ Ｈ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ.
when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend
THIS WEBSITE HAS TAKEN IT TOO FAR
How to tell your parents you’re pregnant?
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
what the fuck is this. what the fuck does this mean. what the fuck
its a pun
say “try-sarahs-tops” out loud
A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
All I want is an SnK prison AU where Ymir and Christa are cellmates and everyone knows they’re in a relationship but they assume that Ymir did something awful while Christa didn’t really do anything bad but it turns out that Ymir robbed a bakery and Christa killed three people and burned down a house
And lesbian sex. Did I hear lesbian sex? Yes, lesbian sex.
"be my hat boy"
"what did u seh to me"
My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
little blonde lesbian from the snake house
THIS IS THE SCARIEST PICTURE OF A GOAT THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
If I write about you, I have either loved you as in past tense, love you as in present tense, hate you currently, wish you didn’t exist, are so glad you do, miss you every day of my life, am trying not to, or at some point, you were absolutely everything to me.